Will Rogers Quotes

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far

Will Rogers

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even

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Prohibition is better than no liquor at all

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Things ain't what they used to be and never were

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When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur

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People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument

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Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation

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You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way

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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer

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Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth

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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies

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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds

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Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else

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You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is

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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets

Will Rogers